Magnetize inspirational obscenity and get a kick of comic relief out of daily routine. Available in 6 assorted sentiments:
IT'S FINE... I'M FINE... EVERYTHING IS FINE,
CERTIFIED PAIN IN THE ASS,
SWEARING WILL SURELY HELP,
FRESH OUT OF F*CKS,
SHIT COULD BE WORSE, and
PAY YOUR F*CKING BILLS.